van

Van’s hero Darnell Wilson was recently recognized by local lawmakers for his quick actions to stop an attempted robber at People’s Choice Kitchen. We got the full story from Van herself, listen here. At Tuesday night’s meeting, the Monroe county legislature honored Wilson for protecting the people inside the People’s Choice Kitchen the Monday before […]

A man in Dayton, Ohio was arrested after he attempted to make love to van. Not a stripper but a van. Witnesses said the man had on basketball shorts, stuck his penis in the grill of the van and started slow grinding. I wonder if Grace Jones “Pull Up To The Bumper” was playing in […]