A Man’s Guide to Women

Now, we need a woman’s guide to men. I think it’d be a lot simpler.

For my guide I think I would have “Pain in the ass” on the y-axis and “Hot” on the x-axis.

Obviously, y-axis would start at a 4 because there’s no such thing as a man that’s not a pain in the ass.

If you were constructing a woman’s guide to men what would you use for you x and y-axis?